Monday, March 12, 2012

I'm A Slut!

I finally know what I want to say about Rush Limbaugh.  He needs to learn his terminology. Sluts do it for free. Prostitutes charge a fee. Perverts like to watch the video tape. 


I always try to err on the side of the First Amendment, so I'm not calling for him to be taken off the air.  But I will exercise my own First Amendment right to free speech and say that I think Rush Limbaugh should be nominated Biggest Douche Bag In The Universe, formally held by that psychic guy on South Park, who kept going around saying, "I'm not a douche!"


It is Spring Break over here in Heather's Knitting Land.  I'm trying to keep Molly busy so she doesn't watch too much tv.  Today it was McDonald's and the library. And tv. XD  Tomorrow we are cleaning her room.  I'm sure it will be a day filled with whining.  But, at least I'm not an asshole like Rush Limbaugh. ;)


My boy has gotten so big.  He's already strong enough to kick Rush Limbaugh's ass.  Rush would probably just get all sweaty and pass out if he tried to fight anyone anyway.  Ha!  


Okay, enough with the mean spirited humor directed at the least humorous "comedian" ever to walk the earth. ;)


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